Funny stories

Funny stories


 

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         Dad writes on son's Facebook wall:
         "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. PLEASE! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR DINNER!!!

Passing exam

        Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will keep them for five more years.

       The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

       The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

      Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

      The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

      "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

      To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

 

Dreams

 

           One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "Maybe you’ll find out tonight…," he said.

           That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled:"The Meaning of Dreams."

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